Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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