Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
