69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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