that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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