even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
My breasts were aching with rage.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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