You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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