so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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