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You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
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