if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
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