is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
