thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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