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Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
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