How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
