WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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