...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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