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yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Randomize
