If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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