thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Randomize
