what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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