I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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