Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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