She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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