and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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