This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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