Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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