found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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