sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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