how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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