I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
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