dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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