so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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