Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
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I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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