3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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