yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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