She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
You did what with his pubic hair?
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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