Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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