I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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