I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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