There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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