That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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