yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
This is my life. Enjoy the view
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
try to milk me bitch
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Randomize
