I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I think i peed on brittanys purse
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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