honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
im about as happy as oj after his trial
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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