i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
handjob tips. give me some.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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