thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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