if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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