Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
ya dads aren't the best wingmen
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
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