so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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