in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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