THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
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