i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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