I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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