i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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