How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
vagina is talking i cant
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
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